Friday, 10 July 2015

Foodie Friday - Vegan Lemon Macaron





My brother in law is visiting us this week. He is a nice young man. He is very funny. He works in Abu Dhabi. He is young enough to be my son and I treat him accordingly, constantly pushing food at him, asking if he's warm enough and telling him to turn on a light when he's reading for pity's sake.

He has a delightful wife who I am proud to call sister-in-law. Her name is Rebecca.

This is them.




Rebecca is full of lots of positive energy. She is tiny. She can fit in my pocket. When she walks she makes little fairy noises that go ping, doot, tinkle. That's how cute she is. 

She has an identical twin sister so I imagine when they walk together it's like wind chimes and tiny New Year's horns. 

When I walk I make old lady sounds.


Rebecca is a pastry chef. She makes full on wedding cakes and Taj Mahals out of spun sugar and stuff. So I was very excited when she agreed to help me with trying out the new vegan miracle ingredient "aquafaba" in making vegan macaron.

Aquafaba just means bean water, but when you say it in Italian, it sounds more like a food and not like something for the drain.

I tried making them before on my own, and while the results were tasty (if a little too sweet for even me), aesthetically ... well, let's just say I wouldn't have shown them to Ryan.




I got the original recipe from this nice lady, but for my second attempt, I just riffed off that recipe and made lemon macaron that were very lovely indeed.

Rebecca was impressed that the chickpea brine whipped up so much like egg whites.



This was her face when that happened.





Then we carefully folded in the dry ingredients




She tried to teach me how to pipe the macaron batter within little circles she had stencilled onto the parchment paper.






See how gleefully I fail?







The results, well, they were magical. They even had, what Rebecca referred to as "a foot" which is the little ledge that is formed on the bottom of the cookie while it is baking. And Rebecca says that she can not tell the difference between the deliciousness of a vegan macaron and a regular old macaron.

I was impressed, too, with how well they turned out. 



Go ahead, be amazed.







Lemon Macaron (adapted from a recipe from here)


Ingredients


liquid from one can of chickpeas (540 ml or 19 fl oz)
1.25 C ground almonds (I got mine at Bulk Barn)
1.5 C icing sugar (Redpath is vegan)
.5 C granulated sugar
1 Tablespoon lemon extract (or less if you want a more subtle taste)

lemon icing (recipe below)

Instructions


line baking sheets with parchment paper. You can trace circles onto on side of the paper to act as a piping guide. Just make sure to have the side you draw on facing down.

1. Drain chickpeas, saving brine in a small saucepan. Use chickpeas for another recipe. You can even freeze them if you're not feeling like hummus right now.

2. Bring chickpea brine to a boil and simmer until liquid has reduced to about 1/3 Cup. remove from heat and allow to cool to room temperature.

3. Combine your almond flour and icing sugar. I sifted my icing sugar to get rid of any lumps. Set aside.

preheat oven to 200 C

4. When chickpea brine is cooled, put in the bowl of a mixer and mix with whip attachment on high for about 5 minutes, until stiff peaks form. Then, gradually add the granulated sugar and whip on high for another 2 minutes. Fold in lemon extract.

5. Carefully fold in almond and sugar mixture. When just combined, you have to do 15-20 fold overs where you press a spatula into the mixture, against the side of the bowl and then scrape and fold it over onto itself. I did 17 turns. You can't do it too many times or the batter will collapse.

5. Fill goop into pastry bag fitted with wide round tip. We just used the open end of the pastry bag because I didn't have the proper sized tip. Pipe into small, equal sized circles onto prepared baking sheets.

6. Hold pan in one hand, and with the other, knock on the bottom of the pan under the piped circles, tilting the pan back and forth while you do so. We did this for a solid minute. This is what Rebecca says to do. The original recipe I used says to  hold the pan at chest height and drop the pan onto a counter two or three times. The tilt and knock version feels more pro. And you want to be a pro, right?

7. Pop pans into preheated oven for 15 minutes. After 15 minutes turn off the oven, but leave the macarons in the oven. After another 15 minutes, open the oven door, but keep the pans in there, still.
After that's done you can take the pans out of the oven and let the macarons cool completely.

8. Ice the underside of one cookie with a bit of lemon frosting and sandwich with another, similar shaped cookie. Rebecca's were all the same size. Mine were more, you know, um, whimsical.


Lemon Icing.

2 or 3 T vegan margarine (I just did, you know, whatever)
1 - 1.5  C icing sugar.
finely grated rind of one lemon
juice from one half of a lemon
yellow food colouring, if desired.

Whip together until combined. If necessary, thin with a few teaspoons of non-dairy milk, until you have the desired consistency.


Amaze friends and loved ones with your bean juice cookies. Screw you France! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Just kidding. I love you France.


Monday, 8 June 2015

Bedtime Story (for adults that need to calm the $#%& down!)

You know how sometimes you just want to be a kid again? No stresses, no worries?

I want this. All. The. Time.

Sometimes I just want someone to tuck me in to bed and smooth my hair and then tell me a nice bedtime story. But not like the books we read when we are grown up, about women abducted by serial killers, or guys with sex dungeons, or gods of small things.

No, sometimes (all the time) I want a story with no conflict and nothing but happiness and rainbows.

So I put it out to Facebook that this is what I wanted.

And my friend Megan delivered.

Here is the story Megan wrote for me to calm me the $&%* down. I hope you like it. I read it every night before bed.





A quacky duck and a fuzzy yellow chick were best friends. They lived in the same neighbourhood. In fact, they lived right next door to one another so that every morning they could have coffee together in the chick's sunny breakfast nook. 




Sometimes on warm mornings, they took their coffee outside and sat in the chick's patio chairs and warmed their feet in the sun while they planned their day.



After a nice sponge bath in her kitchen sink, the chick would skip back to her friend's where she would climb into the basket on the duck's bike and they would take the quiet side streets down to the street with all the shops. 




They'd poke around in the yarn shop looking for nice leftover bits of pretty needlepoint thread and then to the grocer's to buy their lentils and almond milk.



Often, as if by chance (although it wasn't at all), they'd run into their good friend the piglet who would oink with joy at the first sight of his friends. This happened pretty much every day.




The piglet would regale his friends with esoteric bits of knowledge about marmalade, of which he was quite fond, and the duck and chick listened happily while in their minds they were thinking ahead to the nice lunch they would have together.





They generally took turns making lunch: the duck excelled at watercress sandwiches with a little bit of vegan mayo; the chick made a killer gluten and dairy-free quiche; and the piglet was a dab-hand at vegan rancheros. 




If their friend, the kitten had the day off from his job at the kitten kindergarten, he would join the trio and bring a thermos of tea  


  


Well, that's all we've got so far. If you want more, we'll just have to badger Megan into pouring more treacle down our throats. Admit it, this made you feel better, didn't it?


original candy store photo by mlhradio
original park photo by Art Siegel