So riddle me this. Why is it that quite often, in women's bathrooms there is always at least one toilet that has been completely splattered in urine?
I understand a dribble here, a drip there, that one might miss. People wipe that up when they see what they've done, right? Right? But how is it that people can basically stand 2 feet above the seat and pee hither and yon, and then just leave it there for some poor sot (me) to find and be horrified by? It's like they took a beaker full of urine, held it aloft and poured it over the toilet seat. Were there incantations? Curses spelled? Have they no shame? Are they that lazy?
I'm sorry you have to see this. But you do.
Perhaps, you might suggest, that it is children or ill persons who are the offenders. There aren't that many children or ill persons in all of the malls, department stores, truck stops, restaurants and night clubs in the world. It just doesn't add up.
And why is it that the bathroom in The Bay basement always smells like a urine soaked wool sock. Well, you don't have to answer that.
* I added the pee photo weeks after this post was originally put up. It makes more sense now if you know the horror of which I speak.
