I also have noted that I recently "lost" a follower. This is so sad. What have I done that you should forsake me, friend? It's probably my mom. She gets weirded out by my constant references to poops and douche-bags and the weird crap she does when she gets super super super high on meth that she makes in her own bathtub. Sorry, mom. I really just need to express myself.
Anyway.
There has been an exciting trend in my stats: The Ted Nugent blog (May 20, 2011), long the most often viewed piece has recently been over taken by the Where's Allie Brosh blog (March 7, 2012). I've been watching this perfect storm approaching for months and people, it has been fascinating!
Many people viewed the Ted Nugent blog because they clicked on an image of him and it brought them to my site, where they were likely disappointed to find a rant on what an utter douche he is. The truth hurts.
Here's a short poem about it:
My Ted Nuge-ant
Is a Douche-rant
Has less views
Than A. Brosh's dos.
Many people viewed the Allie Brosh piece because they are fans of her blog and were looking to find out what is going on with her and are wondering if she's coming back.
And now my Allie Brosh bit has received more hits (in substantially less time) than the Ted Nugent bit.
To me this is nothing less than good conquering evil, the sun dispersing the clouds, Harry Potter killing Voldemorte.
A vote for Allie is a vote for humanity, equality and adorable kittens.
A vote for Ted Nugent is a vote for the zombie apocalypse.
I am so happy that the internet is choosing truth and light. Thank you internets.
This is probably less interesting to you than it is to me. But I've had a fair bit of coffee and coffee makes me have opinions, damn it.
