Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Happy Birthday to Brian!








My husband’s birthday is today. He is now 43. Yes. He’s a younger man.
My angry young man.

So I thought I would pay tribute to him by sharing a few “Flayisms” with you. Some of these are things that Brian has said many many times over the course of our relationship, others are one-offs.


 I have no idea why he would say this. But he did:






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Brian has saved a couple of those cardboard beer can carriers that they used to have at the LCBO (Ontario Liquor Board Store). He thought that this made him a magical unicorn. He has said that he is a "Legend at the Liquor Store". I am sure that this is true for reasons other than the cardboard beer carriers.









 Enough said.

Whenever I tell Brian we have a social engagement that is mandatory: 









Whenever I tell Brian we have to do something that is mandatory: 





Every Friday, Brian says:







When I’ve called him contradicting himself:







Whenever he does something awesome, or shameful or illegal: 





Says this every night. EVERY Night!!!!



Brian is convinced that he is going to win the lottery. He says he "just has a feeling". He also says that:






Brian hates The Beatles. Whenever The Beatles come on the radio, and that happens once in awhile, Brian says:








After the millionth time of seeing the Sonata Hundai ad








While driving in our rented Zipcar one day, Brian did a fancy manouever to get around another car, thus saving us many seconds. He laughed maniacally and yelled “Screw You, ha ha ha I’m the best guy ever”; I loved this one so much I put it to music. Here’s my birthday card to Flay.








I love you, you old gas bag.





*fresca can image from bluewalrus.org

6 comments:

  1. Best. Birthday. Video. Evah! Happy Birthday regards to Mr. Flay.

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  2. Lisa Wells said:

    HAPPY FORTY-TURD BIRTHDAY BRIAN!!!!

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  3. Haha hilarious blog! Happy birthday Brian!!!

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  4. omg, could you two be any better matched??? i haven't even met the guy but i love you both. happy barfday, brian!

    jules xo

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  5. Preying on the younger men Nice!!!! Good Job Ellen! HB Brian

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