My husband’s birthday is today. He is now 43. Yes. He’s a younger man.
|My angry young man.|
So I thought I would pay tribute to him by sharing a few “Flayisms” with you. Some of these are things that Brian has said many many times over the course of our relationship, others are one-offs.
I have no idea why he would say this. But he did:
Brian has saved a couple of those cardboard beer can carriers that they used to have at the LCBO (Ontario Liquor Board Store). He thought that this made him a magical unicorn. He has said that he is a "Legend at the Liquor Store". I am sure that this is true for reasons other than the cardboard beer carriers.
Says this every night. EVERY Night!!!!
Brian is convinced that he is going to win the lottery. He says he "just has a feeling". He also says that:
Brian hates The Beatles. Whenever The Beatles come on the radio, and that happens once in awhile, Brian says:
After the millionth time of seeing the Sonata Hundai ad
While driving in our rented Zipcar one day, Brian did a fancy manouever to get around another car, thus saving us many seconds. He laughed maniacally and yelled “Screw You, ha ha ha I’m the best guy ever”; I loved this one so much I put it to music. Here’s my birthday card to Flay.
I love you, you old gas bag.
*fresca can image from bluewalrus.org