Why you should not ride a skateboard regardless of your age.

Because it makes you look like a douche.

How to tell if you are a douche.

Choose the answer that best describes you or what you think.

1. How often do you recycle
I always recycle I sometimes recycle I do not recycle. It's gross to recycle
2. How often do you floss?
I floss at least once a day I never floss I coat my teeth with molasses at night
3. Which television program do you enjoy most?
Real Housewives of Fakeboobtown 30 Rock House
4. How do you get to work?
Public transit or bike car skateboard
5. If given a choice, I would prefer to eat:
cake salad Sugar Frosted Rats

Scoring:

1-5. YOU ARE NOT A DOUCHE

5-15. YOU ARE SOMEWHAT OF A DOUCHE

Over 15. YOU ARE A TOTAL DOUCHE